Gitta: Co-author of this site, the walking dictionary is a perfect modifier of Birgitta.  WWIII will be a direct result of her grammar nazi-ish ways.  She has a perpetual lack of face, as it is normally embeded in a book.  Most stories involve grumbling, whining, violence, sarcasm, smirking, vandalism, criticising... etc. from said party... that is if she graced (in the loosest sense of the word) us with her presence.

 

Laura~ Resident crazy redhead and also master (mistress?) of the One-Eyed Doll face, Laura is pretty much a walking calculator. However, she has a disturbing habit of leaving the last letters off words, such as blame (blam, in her opinion) and is also unable to take responsibility for her own foot injuries. She was the first victim of the San Francisco Chicken Trap and also helped in the great April Fool's Day pranks that no one noticed.

 

Kris: Will live in infamy, due to her inability to act like a normal person.  She has developed a slight (read: unmanageable) obsession with cows, particularly Jersey cows.  She has a great love of FEEDing people.  A loveable and self proclaimed "detail oriented" person... just don't bring up credit cards, or pagodas.  Gitta's mum, too.

 

Lars: Gitta's dad, has strange inability to spell "aquifer," even though he works at Wastewater, for the city, and deals with them on a daily basis. Famous for his "spark plug" demonstration, which involved Gitta's door being used as a valve and Lars running around making appropriate (ish) noises. Oh yeah, he's Gitta's dad...and you all wondered where she got it! Well, now you know.

 

Diamond: A big red doggie.  Slightly retarded but very lovable.  She's been a faithful passenger on several occasions... and still returns tail a waggin'

 

Curt & Chris: Gitta's awesome godbrothers, who we visit every Christmas. Curt is a bit of a jock, but not an asshole jock (no, it's not an oxymoron). Chris, though quiet, renamed the Royal Fork restaurant to the Spoiled Dork, a name which stuck and causes many odd glances when mentioned in public.

 

Shauna:  Laura's sister but has yet to go traveling.  Has a number of great quirks that are great for a good laugh.